Dearest Bill,
Whilst I promised I would hold my tongue following that night, you have no idea how relieved I am to be able to now speak freely about our experiences at the " curtains"
I knew, I just Knew that under that leaping lion mask you wore, there dwelt a raging beast with the heart of a , well, a lion. Yes, I admit I was electrified during the caged pole dance, but I think the staff have sorted the wiring problem now, so you should be safe to return.
As for the unfortunate tipping incident, whereupon the larger portion of Derbyshire CC's assets were stripped, I think we can hardly blame ourselves since in all my life, I have never seen a larger portion as that blatantly displayed by Poppy, the up and coming star noted both for her lack of success in her O levels, and diametrically, her huge success in O levels. Personally I rather think she ought change her stage name to Pop-out. But there we are, just my opinion.
I hope this answers your query ( lovely to hear from you again :-) )
Lizzie xx