10 reasons that let you know it's time to quit.
1. You have had three
putts and your group
members tell you that your still away.
2. You can remember
for a week the one good
shot you had in the round.
3. The ball retriever
is the most often
used piece of equipment in your bag.
4. You and your group
have rules for
Mulligans.
5. You have more than
the regulation 14
clubs in your bag including 3 putters.
6. You leave the pin
in when you are on the
fringe 8 feet from the pin in the hope it will stop your ball.
7. You have the
thought you that if you
hole out from 140 yards you can still make bogie.
8. The starter leaves
a one hour gap after
your tee off time.
9. When you call fore
on a par three, and
everyone runs to the green for safety.
10. The club has
named a pond in front of
the green after you.