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Thu, Mar 26 2020 8:04 AM by craigswan. 17 replies.
  • Robert1893 United States
    5,842 Posts
    Sun, Mar 22 2020 7:41 PM

    I think it's time for some humor. What's your favorite "light bulb" joke? Mine is below.


    Q: How many reformed epistemologists does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: 1.87. No proof is necessary. It's a properly basic belief.


    Trust me. That joke always plays well at reformed epistemological conventions. 

  • mkg335 United States
    5,480 Posts
    Sun, Mar 22 2020 10:08 PM

    How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

    The fish.

  • TyMacni United States
    1,563 Posts
    Mon, Mar 23 2020 2:48 AM

    mkg335:

    How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

    The fish.

    ROTFLMAO

     

     

     

  • TyMacni United States
    1,563 Posts
    Mon, Mar 23 2020 3:01 AM

    Robert1893:

    I think it's time for some humor. What's your favorite "light bulb" joke? Mine is below.


    Q: How many reformed epistemologists does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: 1.87. No proof is necessary. It's a properly basic belief.


    Trust me. That joke always plays well at reformed epistemological conventions. 

    Hi Robert,

      I misread your joke, thinking it had to do with an episiotomy.  Imagine that !

       Tony

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,780 Posts
    Mon, Mar 23 2020 9:23 AM

     How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. They’re efficient and not very funny..

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,780 Posts
    Mon, Mar 23 2020 9:24 AM

    How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,780 Posts
    Mon, Mar 23 2020 9:26 AM

    How many polite new yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb .

    Both of them .

  • alosso Germany
    19,814 Posts
    Mon, Mar 23 2020 9:33 AM

    Love the German one!

     

    How many <insert your favorite negative group> does it take to screw in a light blub?

    Five.

    One on a table holding the bulb to the lamp.
    One each at the table legs to turn it.

  • gonfission United States
    1,569 Posts
    Mon, Mar 23 2020 10:33 AM

    craigswan:

    How many polite new yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb .

    Both of them .

    Plot twist

    The two have to stop hating each other first

    As the scene opens on the New York light bulb contest......... Everyone remains in the dark......

     

  • SamSpayed United States
    2,042 Posts
    Mon, Mar 23 2020 10:36 AM

    Q:  How many Microsoft customer support reps does it take to change a light bulb?

    A:  We're sorry.  We can't duplicate your problem.  All of the light bulbs here are working fine.

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