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Favorite Light Bulb Jokes

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Thu, Mar 26 2020 8:04 AM by craigswan. 17 replies.
  • BogeyOne United States
    1,284 Posts
    Tue, Mar 24 2020 7:33 AM

    How many rock and roll singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one to hold it while the whole world revolves around him.

    How many lead guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to screw it in while the other four all say, "I could do that."

     

  • ander101 United States
    275 Posts
    Tue, Mar 24 2020 8:09 AM

    How many PGA tour players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Only one, but you need 100 people to groan when he misses the socket.

  • drmoose United States
    3,435 Posts
    Tue, Mar 24 2020 12:54 PM

     

    Doc :)

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,780 Posts
    Tue, Mar 24 2020 3:22 PM
    • How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    One. With a step ladder. They're short, not stupid..




  • Robert1893 United States
    5,842 Posts
    Wed, Mar 25 2020 6:49 AM

    craigswan:

     How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. They’re efficient and not very funny..

    Love this!

     

    How many psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Also one. But the light bulb has to really want to change. 

  • ander101 United States
    275 Posts
    Wed, Mar 25 2020 7:30 AM

    Someone LED Me

  • TyMacni United States
    1,563 Posts
    Wed, Mar 25 2020 2:51 PM

     

     How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? 

     

    An existentialist would remain in darkness and allow the lightbulb to change itself.

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,780 Posts
    Thu, Mar 26 2020 8:04 AM

    How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

    Zero. It was engineered properly the first time and does not require changing.

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