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Fri, May 31 2019 12:39 AM by craigswan. 132 replies.
  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,600 Posts
    Tue, Mar 19 2019 12:16 PM

    The spiritual start of spring now belongs to the Masters golf tournament, where the azaleas and magnolias and dogwood bloom.

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,600 Posts
    Tue, Mar 19 2019 12:25 PM

    Champagne Golf GIF - Champagne Golf GIFs

  • DoctorLarry United States
    3,426 Posts
    Tue, Mar 19 2019 1:29 PM

    renniw52:

    Lifes is all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

    Squirrel Nutz 2019

    I hope Craig does not find a graphic for that one............

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,600 Posts
    Tue, Mar 19 2019 2:38 PM

     

    Creepy-bathroom-rabbit

     

  • middbrew United States
    296 Posts
    Thu, Mar 21 2019 9:33 AM

    Vote early and vote often.

    Chicago politicians

  • DoctorLarry United States
    3,426 Posts
    Thu, Mar 21 2019 11:51 AM

    middbrew:

    Vote early and vote often.

    Chicago politicians

    .and don't let something like death keep you from voting!!!!!

  • BogeyOne United States
    1,266 Posts
    Wed, Mar 27 2019 11:49 AM

    "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."  

    - Albert Einstein

  • hpurey United States
    10,786 Posts
    Thu, Mar 28 2019 11:47 AM

    Sitting here broken hearted came to S*** but only farted.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Later on I took a chance.... tried to fart but S*** my pants.

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,600 Posts
    Thu, Mar 28 2019 12:28 PM

     DOUDLIEDOO .

    So Jack Black and Kate Winslet were singing that very thing in THE HOLIDAY.

  • BogeyOne United States
    1,266 Posts
    Thu, Mar 28 2019 3:31 PM

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