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Fri, May 31 2019 12:39 AM by craigswan. 132 replies.
  • drmoose United States
    3,326 Posts
    Mon, Apr 1 2019 12:39 PM

    " Drugs will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no drugs."

    Phineas T. Phreakears

     

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  • BogeyOne United States
    1,109 Posts
    Mon, Apr 8 2019 7:11 PM

    "My friends have made the story of my life."

    - - Helen Keller

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  • hpurey United States
    10,398 Posts
    Tue, Apr 9 2019 4:48 AM

    DoctorLarry:

    "Mongo only pawn in game of life"

    ...Mongo    (Blazing Saddles)

     

    "Mongo like candy"

    ...Mongo

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  • ander101 United States
    184 Posts
    Tue, Apr 9 2019 7:10 AM

    I slit a sheet, a sheet i slit, upon a slitted sheet i sit.

    Martha Stewart.

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  • BogeyOne United States
    1,109 Posts
    Wed, Apr 10 2019 9:30 AM

    "A man dies twice — once when the last breath leaves his body, and again when his name is spoken for the last time."

    - - Irvin Yalom

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
    14,814 Posts
    Fri, Apr 12 2019 2:10 PM

     

    “English people don’t like to be told ‘enjoy your meal’. They will enjoy their meal if they feel like enjoying it. It is advisable not to command them such things in case they have other plans with their meal, such as preferring to dislike it”

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  • BogeyOne United States
    1,109 Posts
    Fri, Apr 12 2019 3:05 PM

    craigswan:

     

    “English people don’t like to be told ‘enjoy your meal’. They will enjoy their meal if they feel like enjoying it. It is advisable not to command them such things in case they have other plans with their meal, such as preferring to dislike it”

    Gordon Ramsay?

     

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  • DoctorLarry United States
    2,187 Posts
    Fri, Apr 12 2019 6:30 PM

    BogeyOne:

    craigswan:

     

    “English people don’t like to be told ‘enjoy your meal’. They will enjoy their meal if they feel like enjoying it. It is advisable not to command them such things in case they have other plans with their meal, such as preferring to dislike it”

    Gordon Ramsay?

     

    or Monty Python?

    You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never 
                  pass through this wood...   alive. 
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  • craigswan United Kingdom
    14,814 Posts
    Sat, Apr 13 2019 1:04 AM

    Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day”

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
    14,814 Posts
    Sun, Apr 14 2019 6:11 AM

    A group of economists at Appalachian State University are studying how much men would pay to regain their hair once they start balding. Their paper title? "Willingness Toupee".

    Toupay or not toupay would have been a better title.

    I'll have to mullet over.

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