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• drmoose 3,532 Posts

  Mon, Apr 1 2019 12:39 PM

  " Drugs will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no drugs."

  Phineas T. Phreakears

   

• BogeyOne 1,965 Posts

  Mon, Apr 8 2019 7:11 PM

  "My friends have made the story of my life."

  - - Helen Keller

• hpurey 11,505 Posts

  Tue, Apr 9 2019 4:48 AM

  DoctorLarry:

  "Mongo only pawn in game of life"

  ...Mongo    (Blazing Saddles)

   

  "Mongo like candy"

  ...Mongo

• ander101 390 Posts

  Tue, Apr 9 2019 7:10 AM

  I slit a sheet, a sheet i slit, upon a slitted sheet i sit.

  Martha Stewart.

• BogeyOne 1,965 Posts

  Wed, Apr 10 2019 9:30 AM

  "A man dies twice — once when the last breath leaves his body, and again when his name is spoken for the last time."

  - - Irvin Yalom

• craigswan 30,973 Posts

  Fri, Apr 12 2019 2:10 PM

   

  “English people don’t like to be told ‘enjoy your meal’. They will enjoy their meal if they feel like enjoying it. It is advisable not to command them such things in case they have other plans with their meal, such as preferring to dislike it”

• BogeyOne 1,965 Posts

  Fri, Apr 12 2019 3:05 PM

  craigswan:

   

  “English people don’t like to be told ‘enjoy your meal’. They will enjoy their meal if they feel like enjoying it. It is advisable not to command them such things in case they have other plans with their meal, such as preferring to dislike it”

  Gordon Ramsay?

   

• DoctorLarry 4,276 Posts

  Fri, Apr 12 2019 6:30 PM

  BogeyOne:

  craigswan:

   

  “English people don’t like to be told ‘enjoy your meal’. They will enjoy their meal if they feel like enjoying it. It is advisable not to command them such things in case they have other plans with their meal, such as preferring to dislike it”

  Gordon Ramsay?

   

  or Monty Python?

  You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never 
                pass through this wood...   alive. 

• craigswan 30,973 Posts

  Sat, Apr 13 2019 1:04 AM

  Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day”

• craigswan 30,973 Posts

  Sun, Apr 14 2019 6:11 AM

  A group of economists at Appalachian State University are studying how much men would pay to regain their hair once they start balding. Their paper title? "Willingness Toupee".

  Toupay or not toupay would have been a better title.

  I'll have to mullet over.