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• MioKontic 4,601 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 8:03 AM

  Dearest Elizabeth

  I have just received your charming script, barely two days from whence you sent it; truly a first class postal service.  For that we can only thank Jean-Joseph Merlin for inventing the roller-shoe, and the one who's name escapes me now, who said "Get yer skates on lad, we haven't got all day y'know".  Without these truly remarkable people your letter would have taken many more days, even weeks, to arrive into my hands.

  I have had word that my gift to you has not arrived.  It so grieves me, beyond comprehension.  A first class letter can arrive in a mere 2 days, yet a small, light parcel containing a pair of lovely pink wooly knickers takes what seems like an eternity.  I shall immediately mount my trusted steed and ride down to the postal service where I shall conduct my own investigation into the matter with the utmost urgency.

  It is with much pleasure that I find you have the B.T. Broad and Band saga in hand; I can bear it no longer not seeing your green light on my list of friends.  We can only hope that your local grocer, Tesco, can get you connected as fast as possible so that we may once again be reunited and indulge in the endearing walks together along the fairways of St Andrew, Kiawah, Bethpage and Oakmont.

  Until then my dear, sweet, Lizzie, I can only sit and mourn our separation.

  Yours
  Mio

• Boomerboy44 1,514 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 10:57 AM

  Aye perhaps some lost soul from Scotlands past could quote a wee bit of Rabby Burns.

• LizzieRossetti 1,545 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 12:36 PM

  Ye ken an ail tree,wa fo' weh mus dawdee ye knae?

  Ye kelt et is oopin,an yeh pearts we ahll ca see

  Noo ah was tae greet,fae weer wus this reet?

  tha I dinnae ken,yon bairn ha stoolen ma seet

  Donal lost hes troosahs,on th toap o beinn neyvus

  way wullie wollace,wi a deart tae his creavus

  yon bodach soo clearty,kyleyak her too

  en the wee rabbi spaedah,wo treed till heh dae

  cud nea'er the sassens,stoap wi theer sheeps

  noo this woar hiinie,is aboot tatties an neeps

  theey mere to picts,an fae oos be tha maertyrs

   

  Luzzae Mcrossettae

• craigswan 31,052 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 12:48 PM

  rabby burns - you asked for it

  wee curin timourous beasty,

  oh what a panic in thy breasty ,

  you needny go away so hasty ,

  with bickerin brackle .

  translation follows ,

  small timid beast ,

  with a panic in your heart,

  you need not run away so quickly ,

  in a bad mood .

  He is talking to a mouse by the way .

• craigswan 31,052 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 12:50 PM

  Good try lizzie but your spelling and grammer are C minus .

  6 of the tause i,m afraid .

• LizzieRossetti 1,545 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 1:39 PM

  My vehicle was vernacular,and moreover transcribed from 4 years of morte d'bloody arthur,which I admit was middle English,but my premise was altogether contemporary in its origin and owes much to transliteration based on transcription from ancient gaellic through Middle English to Lizzesque,but that said,I do recognise your dichotomy and would weep bitter tears were it not brought to attentive action.

  will it nae be yon barlinnie kess fae fowk noat scots?

• craigswan 31,052 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 2:10 PM

  Middle england Lizzie= you mean birmingham .And why are you watching king arthur when you could be tuning into X-factor .Or don,t you understand cheryl cole either .lol .

• Boomerboy44 1,514 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 6:15 PM

  Sorry I asked!!  LMAO

• teribus1 3 Posts

  Mon, Jan 17 2011 7:13 AM

  craigswan:

  rabby burns - you asked for it

  wee curin timourous beasty,

  oh what a panic in thy breasty ,

  you needny go away so hasty ,

  with bickerin brackle .

  translation follows ,

  small timid beast ,

  with a panic in your heart,

  you need not run away so quickly ,

  in a bad mood .

  He is talking to a mouse by the way .

  craigswan:

   

  rabby burns - you asked for it

  wee curin timourous beasty,

  oh what a panic in thy breasty ,

  you needny go away so hasty ,

  with bickerin brackle .

  translation follows ,

  small timid beast ,

  with a panic in your heart,

  you need not run away so quickly ,

  in a bad mood .

  He is talking to a mouse by the way .

   

• teribus1 3 Posts

  Mon, Jan 17 2011 7:16 AM

  you are spot on you need a lot of help