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Yancy Alien Hunting On Golf Course -- Shocking End!

Tue, May 14 2019 4:14 AM by craigswan. 1,167 replies.
  • pmm711 United States
    3,854 Posts
    Wed, Feb 8 2017 10:10 PM

    Yo Yancy,

    Very interesting outing...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeVwikMvLR0

    Now wtf do we do?

    Out,

    Paul

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  • ostfriedel Germany
    1,865 Posts
    Thu, Feb 9 2017 2:05 AM

    pmm711:

    Moin Paul! Hmm... how about...  we hunt it, we catch it, we grill it, we eat it?

     

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  • bypass07 Canada
    1,220 Posts
    Fri, Feb 10 2017 6:17 PM

    CEverett12:

    Extremely interesting tutorial CEverett12 !!

    Is it possible Canadian Bigfoots are Left handed ?

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  • ostfriedel Germany
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    Thu, Feb 16 2017 1:35 AM

    Moin moin to you all, whatever you are

    Excuse me if I go a little off topic with this post, but today very bad news reached me. One of the most famous animals that lives on german golf courses is crittically endangered: Only a few left specimens where counted lately. We are going to lose the Wolpertinger forever.

    Here is another pic that shows one of the last of them seen in free nature:

    Even not the ice age was able to jeoperdise our little friends:

    But then too many selfish persons wanted to have a trophy over their kitchen table

    or a part of one below of such a trophy

    Even our puppys have been involved to dezimate the population

    And now the situation has become critical. We tried to help by breed some

    but we were not able to include all components. Our tries failed

    So, ladies and gentlemen, if you feel able to help by giving one of the last Wolpertingers a new home at your place, or start at the beginning by brood an egg of a wolpertinger, and if you are willing to give your love and some food to one of this wonderfull creatures, please get in contact with the next reachable authorized  doctor and discribe him all the facts. Thank you very much.

     

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  • drmoose United States
    3,276 Posts
    Thu, Feb 16 2017 4:18 AM

    As Ostfriedel  has mentioned above, we are an endangered species. Here in the US, I have been carrying out a clandestine breeding program, trying desperately to increase our fragile population numbers. However, I haven't met with much success, as most of the  so called females on this dating site are actually ( wait for it )... guys, pretending to be gals, in order to solicit free WGT gear ! Any actual decent looking females are encouraged to contact me, in the interest of science.

    Doc :)

    P.S. I've included the photo below of my great, great ancestor, Anon E. Moose, as proof of our existence.

    Image result for wolpertinger

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  • pmm711 United States
    3,854 Posts
    Thu, Feb 16 2017 10:52 AM

    ^^^^  I need to catch up...

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  • whooshdangit United Kingdom
    1,143 Posts
    Tue, Feb 21 2017 1:27 PM

    Hi Doc

    drmoose:

    As Ostfriedel  has mentioned above, we are an endangered species. Here in the US, I have been carrying out a clandestine breeding program, trying desperately to increase our fragile population numbers. However, I haven't met with much success, as most of the  so called females on this dating site are actually ( wait for it )... guys, pretending to be gals, in order to solicit free WGT gear !

    Dangit!! I'll run home and get changed.

    drmoose:

    P.S. I've included the photo below of my great, great ancestor, Anon E. Moose, as proof of our existence.

    Image result for wolpertinger

    Sadly synon e moose with many other endangered species.

    Cheers!

    Rich

     

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  • Mcduff61 United States
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    Wed, Feb 22 2017 12:38 AM

      Not human nor animal can ever be tamed, nor planet , stars , universe can you arrange.

      #nodapl

     

     

     

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  • Mcduff61 United States
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    Wed, Feb 22 2017 1:02 AM

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  • blindpugh United Kingdom
    418 Posts
    Wed, Feb 22 2017 4:24 PM

    whooshdangit:

    Hi Doc

    drmoose:

    As Ostfriedel  has mentioned above, we are an endangered species. Here in the US, I have been carrying out a clandestine breeding program, trying desperately to increase our fragile population numbers. However, I haven't met with much success, as most of the  so called females on this dating site are actually ( wait for it )... guys, pretending to be gals, in order to solicit free WGT gear !

    Dangit!! I'll run home and get changed.

    drmoose:

    P.S. I've included the photo below of my great, great ancestor, Anon E. Moose, as proof of our existence.

    Image result for wolpertinger

    Sadly synon e moose with many other endangered species.

    Cheers!

    Rich

     

     

    whooshdangit:

    Hi Doc

    drmoose:

    As Ostfriedel  has mentioned above, we are an endangered species. Here in the US, I have been carrying out a clandestine breeding program, trying desperately to increase our fragile population numbers. However, I haven't met with much success, as most of the  so called females on this dating site are actually ( wait for it )... guys, pretending to be gals, in order to solicit free WGT gear !

    Dangit!! I'll run home and get changed.

    drmoose:

    P.S. I've included the photo below of my great, great ancestor, Anon E. Moose, as proof of our existence.

    Image result for wolpertinger

    Sadly synon e moose with many other endangered species.

    Cheers!

    Rich

     

    Methinks there's a moose loose aboot this hoose

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