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Re: How about a laugh During our darkest hour??

Fri, Mar 27 2020 11:42 PM by TyMacni. 15 replies.
  • callaghan159 Canada
    4,523 Posts
    Sun, Mar 22 2020 3:29 PM


    David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex:

    #10 A below par performance is considered damn good.

    #09 You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

    #08 It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

    #07 Foursomes are encouraged.

    #06 You can still make money doing it as a senior.

    #05 Three times a day is possible.

    #04 Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else. 

    #03 If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day. 

    #02 You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

    And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex: 

    #01 When your equipment gets old you can replace it!


  • dhjam1 United States
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    Sun, Mar 22 2020 8:12 PM


  • Bowl64 Sweden
    2,860 Posts
    Mon, Mar 23 2020 6:22 AM

  • Nicole161106 United Kingdom
    248 Posts
    Mon, Mar 23 2020 11:37 AM

    Conor Moore is brilliant at doing  impersonations of golfers, this one is of the Europe Ryder Cup team,(i'm sure i saw some more, longer versions), he is also perfect at doing Tiger Woods, as some will have seen from the commercial he did with him.


  • Bowl64 Sweden
    2,860 Posts
    Tue, Mar 24 2020 9:41 AM

  • TyMacni United States
    1,563 Posts
    Fri, Mar 27 2020 11:42 PM



    This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in a tree near his house. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.


    "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks.


    "Boy," is the man's response.


    "Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there", says the service guy. An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions: "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him."


    The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"


    The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua."