guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in a tree near his house. He looks
in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks.
is the man's response.
yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there", says the service guy. An hour
later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair
of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions: "Now, I'm going to
climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he
does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla
will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs
man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot