Snaike:
MonumentValley: The Lonely Boy Award - for people who just play with themselves.
There...
FTFY.
Warning, the Diamond Lonely Boy Award comes with blindness and hairy palms.
Yes, there once was a farm boy named Durkin, who couldn't quit jerking his gherkin, his father said " Durkin? Quit jerking your gherkin! Your gherkin's for furkin not jerkin!"