Woke up this morning, high temprature and sweating, index finger ouzing green goo. Contacted my (v v g c) Virtual voodoo golf caddy, explained symptoms. This is the remedy it gave me..........
1) VEM 302, 100 mil syrum injection immeadiatly
2) VEM 303, 6 months supply of tablets to be taken 8 to 10 times day or night
3) VEM 304, 500 mil tub of cream to be rubbed on my R9 driver on every tee
My ( v v g c) number is 666.
Please be patient as it will be busy this time of year
My v v g c said if this dosn't work try twidling your thumbs and watching paint dry
Thanx patient scott13570
Ps as i am from the UK (NHS) National Health Service, i am exempt from paying any medical bills.