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Re: 7 May 2014 ... SKY GUY

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Tue, Sep 28 2010 5:40 AM (2 replies)
  • Warof1812
    44 Posts
    Mon, Sep 27 2010 5:36 AM


    You have spoken, and we have listened.
    Those of you in the Super Plus Legend tier who have been complaining that the latest change, moving the tier tees back another 900 feet, has made it virtually impossible for you to maintain your 46 scoring averages, giving the lowly Super Legends an unfair advantage:
    We are hereby making available to you the Ping Burner WGT VGg Driver, capable of hitting the ball 565 yards, as well as the WGTSDSBC ball which will automatically spin toward the hole. We have also increased the ball's sand-avoidance setting to a 3.


    For ALL of you, we have also added the Omaha Municipal Golf Course to our fine list of CTTH courses, and we hope to make Pinehurst a tournament course soon, but be forewarned that almost perfect timing is needed for the windmill on the 2nd green.

  • TaterNater
    545 Posts
    Mon, Sep 27 2010 5:57 AM

    sign this guy up for comedy central.................

  • Warof1812
    44 Posts
    Tue, Sep 28 2010 5:40 AM

    OMG ... It may be coming sooner than 2014.

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