Hey . You ought to consider becoming a BOT . It's a thing now .
You already sound just like one .
You can transition all by yourself . .
1) Take your right fore finger and place it on A phase in your electrical panel .
2) Take your left little finger ( pinky ) and place it on B phase of your electrical panel .
3) Hold them there as long as you can .
4) When you can smell hair burning and smoke is pouring out of your ears . That should be enough .
Please enjoy .