Grandpa, Dad and Son were out for a round one day and they got paired up with a beautiful sexy young lady. On the first tee they say to her .... "your more than welcome to play with us but ... we have one rule ... we never give advice ... so please don't ask for it .. it's our biggest golf rule." She agrees and promises to not hold them up.
So they start playing .. and not only is she as hot as a playboy model .. she'd not a bad golfer .... she's shooting very well ... and as they walk up to the 18th green ... she needs to make a 20 foot putt to break 80 for the very first time.
Looking at the 3 ... she says ... "I know you have this rule against giving advice but ... I really really want to break 80 .... and I really need some help. I tell you what ... whoever gives me the best advice on this putt ... I'll take to a motel for a night of fantastic sex."
Smiling they all agree (imagine that).
Sonny boy says ... "I think the putt breaks about 4 inches left to right at the end."
Dad says ... "Not even close son - your reading that all wrong .. it's about 2 inches left to right then at the end comes back about 2 inches right to left.
Grandpay says ..... "Pick it up ..... It's a gimmee" ..... :)