A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly
slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have
been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've
never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper.
Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello, George. What's wrong with that
group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The green-keeper replied,
"Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our
clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I
will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm
going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything she
can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"