Henry my man(I think), here are 3 posts, which one do you think the majority of the members would rather read(by majority i mean 98%)...keep in mind this is a golf site...lets see if ya learned anything!
#1....hey henry whats going on....I tried to play a couple of rounds today but my putts, at least 2 a round< are lipping out like crazy, I can't post a good score to save my life LOL...
how about you, are they falling in for you?
#2 Wassup Henry, today after church I was so inspired I pushed my lawn mower around the neighborhood and cut everyones grass, over seeded their lawn and fertilized them just +because I wanted everyone to know how nice I am and I love everyone...
Some of them tried to pay me but I refused to be reimbursed for the the money I spent even though it was a couple thousand dollars....I am so wonderful, I hope they realize how nice of a person I am...
#3..Hey guys, I wanted to let you all know that "I", the "GREAT" fatdan have decided that I am not only the best player on WGT, "BUT" the "Greatest of ALL Time"....
WHY you ask? Because "I" SAID SO....I watched myself play and realized "NOBODY" here could beat me, I am the best!!!!
I am undefeated at matchplay, never lost to anyone! Some might say, "well dan, you have never played any matches, ya think that might have a little to do with it"?
Well people, playing "mere" mortals means nothing, if by some chance I would lose to one of you peons, it would open the door for doubters to say I am not the best, errrr make that greatest, so I will never play anyone because I already know "I AM THE BEST", "cause I said so!!!!