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Sat, Feb 26 2011 3:18 PM (17 replies)
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  • LizzieRossetti
    1,545 Posts
    Fri, Feb 25 2011 3:11 PM

    You can be the round one,and I will be your fool

    you can be the sergeant,I will sketch the chart

    you can choose a destiny,I will give it heart

    you can say ready set!,I will happy start

    you can make a work box,I will use the tools

    because;

    Trendy togs tattered troos trusty tainted titfer,

    makes no odd to me,for that is just the dressing

    when deep within behind your eyes,there friend lies the blessing

    we can walk or run so far,dust kicked up at lucifer

    on and ever on,the fool and friend who's round

    friendship looped with fancy remains a friendship bound

    Although;

    Drowsey dippy darling daughter dreads deliscious dish

    and on fridays every week all I eat is fish

    I can't run without I win,whatever race Im in

    madness creeps upon my soul,every lunar bright

    that my liege is when I really should,be kept in at night

    I have wanders easy start can't guess where it  ends

    but fierce and loyal ever true,I defend my friends

    I speak out what I feel,sometimes to my cost

    betray me not for verily,my glare is sure to frost

    you may need a helper,pin me to the ground

    for rile me bad and in me justice hammer pounds

    Yet;

    There is sweetness twixt the twain,like sugar to a bun

    but only if and only when you smile despite your fears

    and hold me close with nothing said,when my face bears tears

    and closer nothing gets,when we are baked in sun

    tho' rain and drear too has a place for I love both as much

    so fool and round all you care,just take me as above and such

     

     

    Lizzie xx

  • JuanMendoza
    469 Posts
    Fri, Feb 25 2011 3:31 PM

    There was a young man from Calcutta,

    tried to write a rude word on a shutter,

    He had got to C U, 

    when a pious Hindu, 

    knocked him *** over tit in the gutter.

  • LizzieRossetti
    1,545 Posts
    Fri, Feb 25 2011 3:44 PM

    As epics go...That I like** :-)

     

    Lizzie xx

  • Boomerboy44
    1,514 Posts
    Fri, Feb 25 2011 4:06 PM

    ANDY.. ANDY He's our man if he can't do it...Yancyman can !!!  LMAO....

  • andyson
    6,415 Posts
    Sat, Feb 26 2011 4:45 AM

    LizzieRossetti:

    Trendy togs tattered troos trusty tainted titfer,

    ......

    Drowsey dippy darling daughter dreads deliscious dish

    and on fridays every week all I eat is fish

    Brilliant!

    Without Lizzie, reading the forum would be eating pancakes without the syrup or waffles without the whipped cream and strawberries.

    Andy

  • StrangeMagic
    1,304 Posts
    Sat, Feb 26 2011 8:47 AM

    Or like eating Haggis without being blind drunk.

  • LizzieRossetti
    1,545 Posts
    Sat, Feb 26 2011 1:37 PM

    Haggis.The meal that bites back.

     

    Lizzie yum yumm

  • MioKontic
    4,599 Posts
    Sat, Feb 26 2011 3:18 PM

    LizzieRossetti:
    Lizzie yum yumm

    That's exactly what SM was thinking.

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