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O'Doole

• SweetiePie 4,925 Posts

  Tue, Feb 8 2011 5:30 PM

  There once was a fellow O'Doole who found little red spots on his tool

  His Doctor, a cynic, said get out of my clinic and wipe off that lipstick you fool

• JGtassiedevil 775 Posts

  Tue, Feb 8 2011 5:43 PM

  :)

• SweetiePie 4,925 Posts

  Tue, Feb 8 2011 6:03 PM

  There was this fellow McSweeny, who spilled some Gin on his weenie, just to be couth he added Vermouth then slipped his Girfriend a martini

• Sanco 1,345 Posts

  Tue, Feb 8 2011 11:13 PM

  Nothing like having a Dickens Cider. Ladies love Dickens Cider...

• JuanMendoza 469 Posts

  Wed, Feb 9 2011 3:19 PM

  There was a young girl from Dundee,

  who went down to the river to...swim,

  a man in a punt stuck an oar in her...eye,

  and now she wears glasses you see.

• piztaker 5,743 Posts

  Wed, Feb 9 2011 8:41 PM

  A man from Newcastle on Tyne,

  Had trouble when making things rhyme, 

  This problem he'd hate,

  'cause the first 4 lines were great,

  But the fifth was an absolute stinker.

• SweetiePie 4,925 Posts

  Wed, Feb 9 2011 9:11 PM

  There once was was this chick from Brewster who's ass was so fine that I goosed her, but her panties were thin and my fingers slipped in now my fingers don't smell like they used to

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Thu, Feb 10 2011 1:02 AM

  There was a sweet woman from Madrid

  Who thought she would never get RID

  When along came an italian

  With balls like a stallion

  And rode her like billy the kid.

• nickuk 967 Posts

  Thu, Feb 10 2011 2:40 AM

  There once was a hermit named Dave,
      who kept a dead whore in his cave.
  And though I'll admit
      that it did stink a bit,
  Just think of the money he saved!

  little Jack Horner sat in his corner
  Playing with his grandmothers twat
  Stuck in his pinky,
  Got it all stinky
  And said, "Damn, you're beginning to rot!"
  .....what?? 0_o
  

• nickuk 967 Posts

  Thu, Feb 10 2011 2:57 AM

  A flea and a fly in a flu
  Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
  Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
  Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
  So they flew through a flaw in the flu!

  oooh all twisty....