Guy walks into a bar and sees a man sitting at the bar. On the bar next to him is a tiny man playing a tiny piano, and a lamp.
Guy asks the man at the bar, "What's with the tiny man and piano next to the lamp?".
Man at the bar says, "I have this lamp that grants wishes. Want to try it?"
Guy takes the lamp, rubs it, and says, "I wish for a million bucks!".
Upon stating that, the bar was overrun with "quack quack quack". The men went outside and saw a million ducks out in the parking lot.
Man says, "What the hell? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks".
Bar guy says to him, "You think I asked for a 10 inch pianist?".
There ya go...un-bored for 30 seconds.