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5 sleeves to the best answers ..imo

• Dustyjack 583 Posts

  Tue, Jul 15 2014 1:54 PM

  You suddenly realise that your getting old when you sell your favourite motor bike because you can no longer get your leg over the saddle.

  Then you find that that's not the only thing you can't get your leg over!!

   

  John

• 9,041 Posts

  Tue, Jul 15 2014 2:11 PM

  alanti:

  alcaucin:

  Be shame if we all liked the same tunes / jokes ?

  LOL true, but I do recall getting banned for "bad taste music" :))

  Yeah, but you deserved it Alan....

  Unlike my foray in 80's  New Romantic stuff ( clears throat ) :)

  Andy

• MBaggese 15,367 Posts

  Tue, Jul 15 2014 4:07 PM

  alanti:

  humour (humor

   

  Speaking of which, did you notice how Hazen spelled "color"...in his quest to get the "colour" correct  on his Cally's?

   

  I think he's pandering to the international crowd!

• alanti 10,564 Posts

  Tue, Jul 15 2014 4:18 PM

  MBaggese:

  Speaking of which, did you notice how Hazen spelled "color"...in his quest to get the "colour" correct  on his Cally's?

  LOL I did notice - Hazen must be running for public office on a global stage. United nations perhaps?

  And Andy, thanks for the laugh - at work brightened my day at new romantic.....urghhh lol

• hpurey 11,505 Posts

  Tue, Jul 15 2014 4:18 PM

  MBaggese:

  Speaking of which, did you notice how Hazen spelled "color"...in his quest to get the "colour" correct  on his Cally's?

   

  LOL,,, someone noticed?  ;-)

   

   

• MBaggese 15,367 Posts

  Tue, Jul 15 2014 4:59 PM

  hpurey:

  LOL,,, someone noticed?

   

  I'm like Agent 86...

   

• dandycap 1,809 Posts

  Tue, Jul 15 2014 5:05 PM

  You know you are getting old  ~~~~  when it dawns on you that you are closer to the end, than the beginning.   --  just dandy

• 9,041 Posts

  Tue, Jul 15 2014 5:11 PM

  MBaggese:

  hpurey:

  LOL,,, someone noticed?

   

  I'm like Agent 86...

   

  WE all noticed in the West how can spell...

  But we decided long ago that diff Continents,spelling of stuff , does not make anyone the 'Bigger Man' ?

  And deff not a put down...unless they spell it real bad :))

  I'm an Argent too...not made outta Silver !

   

• MBaggese 15,367 Posts

  Tue, Jul 15 2014 5:28 PM

  alcaucin:

  I'm an Argent too...not made outta Silver !

   

  Lol!

   

  But would you believe Aggent, or ...

   

  Agenst?

   

  Get Smart!

• WigerToods2010 8,445 Posts

  Tue, Jul 15 2014 5:36 PM

  hamner1961:

  To spice things up in the bedroom your wife puts on a super hero costume with a big red S on the chest.  She runs into the bedroom and says Helloooo its Super Sex here for your pleasure..  Your answer "I will take the soup".

  ^^^ Liking this ......  Wondering if it was *c(o)ck - a- leekie  on the menu?

  Smashing thread, Andy.

  :O)

   

  *Mr.Censor seems to have a dislike of male chickens