drmoose:
Well, I don't see any scorecards posted from the "1st Squrrelnutz Interspecies Invitational " so I am assuming that at least it didn't take place without me. I did have the pleasure of a fun and informative round with the Dog Boss an' a Tiger an' picked up some very useful information, tyvm. Scheduling appears to remain an issue, but, hopefuly one we can resolve an' get some brackets put together, so we don't get lynched by the angry mob of upset ticket holders .
Doc :)
LMAO !!!
I had the great pleasure of playing both Da Moose and Da Kat yesterday.
Doc - got game peeps!!! - I'm kinda thinkin', maybe - I might better strap my Kevlar dog house on for protection. Them antlers can be dangerous.
Kat - Not so much the cute little Kitten I was thinking she was - I am at a loss for words here - even broken and left-pawed, she is a formidable opponent . Next time, though - keep them scalpel-like claws away from my face. How do you expect me to explain these scratches to the French Poodle down the block now? "I was playin' golf with a Kat" ? NO DOG in their right mind would believe that one.
Sciuridae - A fearsome little creature he is - I'll just have to toss some nuts around the greens to keep him busy. Maybe even hide a few in some beer cans to occupy him while my P and I try and keep the DN column clear.
HAGGIS - This DOG will eat you for breakfast. LMAO !!!
Opy - I'm gonna need you to take lots of pictures when I play the Kat - So I can prove to the dogs I wasn't kidding. On BTW Opy - yer pa wants you at the Sheriff's office..LOL
Oh good gawd!!! Now I'm seeing that the Miffy Beast wants in, too? Playing her is like trying to fight off a Great White in a feeding frenzy!!!
What's a DOG supposed to do against these odds?
So, what I'm thinking is this - I may need to bring something more than my 'A' game (if there is such a thing) if I have to go up against any of these beasts. I'm thinking even a 'Panthera tigris' as my partner possibly. I have some other option available to me as well, but a good poker player never gives away his tell.
(insert wicked laughter here)
GAME ON !!!