Almost had me.. until I saw the author and knew that A) he wouldn't make that spelling mistake and B) that's not Andy's style of post title.
It is, however, hilarious.
Well done.
(btw, Andyson... my grams wants to know if she can get a copy for her and the girls there. Marge is looking especially well considering she had just come from an all night bingo session down at the hall.)