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Oakmont Greens = Ludicrous Speed!

• overthetop2 192 Posts

  Fri, Jun 25 2010 2:19 AM

  Downhill putt and tournament greens made my golf ball go to plaid!

  Case in point: 11 foot from the hole, 8 inches downhill.  Only had to give it inches of power and the ball rolled pin high.

  10 points if you get the reference i made :P

• marioh 1,055 Posts

  Fri, Jun 25 2010 5:09 AM

  "What are you, chicken Colonel Sanders?"

• AvatarLee 1,644 Posts

  Fri, Jun 25 2010 5:12 AM

  marioh:

  "What are you, chicken Colonel Sanders?"

  "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine..."

   

• neildiamond11790 1,115 Posts

  Fri, Jun 25 2010 6:22 AM

  "Sir, you better buckly up" -Colonel Sanders

  "Ah, buckle this.  Ludicrous speed, go" -Darth Helmet

  "My brains are going into my feet, stop this thing" -Darth Helmet

  "We can't stop, its too dangerous, we have to slow down first" -Colonel Sanders

  "What the hell was that?" -Captain Lonestar

  "Spaceball 1, they've gone straight to plaid" - Barf

  and of course, one of my favorites:

  " How dare you, you will never address me as you, I am Princess Vespa, daughter to King Roland, King of the druids"  - Princess Vespa

  " Ah great, thats all we need, a druish princess" -Capt Lonestar (aka You Idiot, aka Bill Pullman)

  "Funny, she doesn't look Druish" -Barf (aka Barfolemule)

• marioh 1,055 Posts

  Fri, Jun 25 2010 6:51 AM

  She's gone from suck to blow !

   

• GITrDONE 701 Posts

  Fri, Jun 25 2010 7:43 AM

  And the greatest bumper sticker of all time is.................

  "We Brake For NOBODY"

• prousy 12 Posts

  Fri, Jun 25 2010 7:55 AM

  Hi. Didn't get the reference about plaid. I even looked it up! Have you seen the youtube video on oakmonts greens? Scary.

  Cheers,

  Prousy

• neildiamond11790 1,115 Posts

  Fri, Jun 25 2010 8:28 AM

  "1, 2, 3, 4, 5"

  "Thats incredible, I got the same combination on my luggage"

• marioh 1,055 Posts

  Fri, Jun 25 2010 8:34 AM

  I bet she gives good helmet.

   

• pricehcs 288 Posts

  Fri, Jun 25 2010 9:36 AM

  "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine..."

  Lee, don't forget the classic next line...

  "Let's see how well you handle it!"

  Always loved this sequence as well

  Colonel Sandurz: [after Helmet went flying and crashed into the computers after Spaceball 1 stops] Are you alright sir?
  Dark Helmet: [in a stupor] Fine. How've you been?
  Colonel Sandurz: Fine sir.
  Dark Helmet: [softly] Good
  Colonel Sandurz: It's a good thing you were wearing that helmet.
  Dark Helmet: [barely audible] Yeah.
  Colonel Sandurz: What shall we do now, Sir?
  Dark Helmet: Well, are we stopped?
  Colonel Sandurz: We're stopped, Sir.
  Dark Helmet: Good. Well why don't we take a five minute break?
  Colonel Sandurz: Very good, Sir.
  Dark Helmet: Smoke if you got'em.
  Dark Helmet: [Collapses]