After countless sleepless nights and endless possible thinkables, I think the time has finally come Yancy. We gotta know, we needs to know for the sake of human kind. With all of the round table discussionables that are going on up in here, all of histories mysteries, including the answer to exactly how they get the Caramilk inside a Caramilk bar. We have found everything boils down to one ... yes one answer.
What was in the can???
Don't make us go all Sherlock Holmes n stuff.