I'll admit upfront I was inspired by a story I read in my local paper's sports pages.
If you dig and search WikiLeaks thoroughly you might find some interesting subjects.
Like WGT!
- Text messages
reveal that WGT had planned an IPO rather than cut their payroll to $28.7
million. Instead, WGT developed and
released Holiday Balls and XP Ultra Boost to make up the deficit.
- In a related
e-mail, WGT management nixed a proposal for a new drag avatar for men noting,
"The feather boa was a bit too much to animate properly, we want realism,
and that was a deal breaker.”
- A closely guarded
WGT memo stated that Yancycan was correct when he posted seeing an
unidentified flying object over San Francisco on Dec. 1. It was MisterWGT re-entering the country.
- Secret meetings
minutes indicate company officials fear an unlikely quartet of members that
includes YankeeJim, Richard4168, VanHalenLover and andyson,
(who combined have made over 7500 posts ) has designs on taking over the forums
completely.
-Intercepted international
correspondence indicates football officials in Spain and Portugal are regretting
not having highly successful tournament organizer seveking on their
World Cup proposal team.
- Smuggled documents disclose
the next full WGT course will be the Lost City of Atlantis C.C. WGT CEO YuChiang
Cheng believes World Golf Tour can flourish there once he finds it.
- A top-secret WGT
statistical study revealed that Sweetiepie has tweeted or re-tweeted
more than 1,000 times on her Twitter account since the beginning of September,
or approximately 250 times as often as she makes a putt.
- A wiretap caught
the voice of a man believed to be Doublemochaman asking WGT Partner Chad Nelson if he could offer any
advice on how to go about secretly negotiating a Starbucks discount deal.
- Text messages recovered
from a lost WGT cell phone indicate a deal was struck between WGT and NASA to
change the early season weather patterns and force millions of upper Midwesterners
to stay indoors due to the cold and snow.
Thus boosting WGT visits and ad revenue from cheese manufacturers.
- Wiretaps reveal
that numerous frantic calls have been made from WGT headquarters to various top
Silicon Valley software development suppliers seeking potential candidates to
fix the Replay bug. Latest news is they found someone.
- Top secret medical
studies confirm that golfers all over the world are dying younger. The numbers are skewed, however, by a
dramatic spike in the WGT player death rate.
The meter is killing us.