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Re: Feeling Generous!!!

Wed, Nov 10 2010 7:17 PM (21 replies)
  • RobNE
    74 Posts
    Wed, Nov 10 2010 2:49 PM

    GaryKoop:

    ... things in golf that sound dirty

    1. Look at the size of his putter.

    2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.

    3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

    4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

    5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

    6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

    7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

    8. Just turn your back and drop it.

    9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.

    10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

    Here are a few more...

    11. The zip opened and my balls have fallen out.

    12. I seldom put my wood into the old bag any more.

    13. I do like a bit of rough.

    14. That's a long one!

    15. It's got a stiff shaft and a big head!

  • JackTaylor
    225 Posts
    Wed, Nov 10 2010 7:17 PM

    every play with the noodle ball...umm i use that ball and plenty of ones to go with that one...

    when it goes in the water....my noodle gets wet.

    my noodle is out or the box....

    dont look at my noodle

    want to play with my noodle...the list goes on...

     

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