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Re: Oakmont Greens = Ludicrous Speed!

Wed, Jun 30 2010 11:44 AM (15 replies)
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  • neildiamond11790
    1,115 Posts
    Fri, Jun 25 2010 11:05 AM

    "why didn't anybody tell me my ass was so big"

  • navigater
    1,319 Posts
    Fri, Jun 25 2010 4:11 PM

    Ok ill tell ya

  • overthetop2
    192 Posts
    Sat, Jun 26 2010 6:40 PM

    prousy:

    Hi. Didn't get the reference about plaid.

    "Spaceball One"

    "They've gone into plaid!"

    If you still don't get it, just look up Spaceballs.

  • lvietri
    3,326 Posts
    Sun, Jun 27 2010 1:09 PM

    Dark Helmet:  How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow ?:

    Crew: YO !!

    Dark Helmet:  I knew it ! I'm surrounded by assholes (Pulls down facemask) Keep firing assholes!

    http://www.members.tripod.com/SoundBytes1/spaceballs/sballs.html

  • neildiamond11790
    1,115 Posts
    Mon, Jun 28 2010 11:55 AM

    Perhaps my favorite:

    Col Sandurz:  Prepare to fast forward

    Fast Forwarding sir.

    Dark Helmet: Nnnn No.  Go past this part.  In fact never play this again

    movie stops

    Dark Helmet:  What the hell am I looking at.  When does this happen in the movie.

    Col Sandurz:  Now.  You're looking at now sir.  Everything happening now, is happening now.

    Dark Helmet:  What happened to then?

    Col Sandurz:  We passed then

    Dark Helmet:  When?

    Col Sandurz: Just then.  We're at now, now

    Dark Helmet:  Go back to then.

    Col Sandurz::  When?

    Dark Helmet:  Now

    Col Sandurz:  Now?

    Dark Helment:  Now

    Col Sandurz:  I can't

    Dark Helmet:  Why?

    Col Sandurz:  We just missed it

    Dark Helmet:  When?

    Col Sandurz:  just now

    Dark Helmet:  When will then be now?

    Col Sandurz:  Soon

     

     

     

     

  • TomFetner
    34 Posts
    Wed, Jun 30 2010 11:44 AM

    Hello my baby!

    Hello my darling!

    Hello my rag time gal!......

    Barf and Lone Starr - "CHECK PLEASE!"

    This is how you rake Oakmont's bunkers.

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