WojciechMigda
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Additional Disclaimer Notice PING v2 Fairway Wood
Congratulations on winning the prize from the quiz
I
am happy to inform you that the dispatch and transportation of your
new equipment went smoothly.
Please remove the protective wrapper from
the shaft of your new Ping V2 fairway wood before commencing play, as
it tends to make a whistling noise when swinging at 212 mph . This can
be misleading to other golfers within the vicinity. The whistling sound
can also attract various birds from the eagle family as it has
similarities to the mating call of the protected female California Condor This in turn
can lead to hunters clambering across the course with shotguns, hiding
in the smoothly raked bunkers and disturbing natural fauna. Of course
this would lead to the authorities being called to the course to verify
gun licences and local rulings for hunting in the area. and then there
is the objecters with their placards wandering all over the greens,
chanting and displaying anger. This could cause various golfers to
quit thier round as they missed a crucial putt to keep their averages.
Add to this the local and national media involvement covering the
plight of the non existent eagle and the unruly behaviour of protesters
being shot by the hunters. Also you would be arrested for wasting
police time and impersonating a protected species whilst causing a riot.
So BE SURE to remove the protective
wrapper BEFORE going on to the golf course.
New balls have also been included with the potentially lawsuit fairway wood
Ping fairway wood. These balls DO have a tendency to act like those
hunters. They seek cover wherever they can, however, they sometimes
re-appear on ebay when hacks have found them. They cannot be found by
master tier golfers,(as they only ever stay on the fairway)
Unfortunately due to the production methods of manufacture these balls
have not been taught to swim. We are currently working on bouyancy aids
to enable them to reach 'the other side' on the 17th at Kiawah.and
various other watery graves that frequent the courses.
Please
as an extra precaution remove them from their protective box. As if
struck whilst in the box they tend to replica the sound made by a red
deer in the morning mist. Of course this could lead to a similar fate
of the potential lawsuit fairway wood Ping fairway wood. Remember packaging costs money or freedom. Your money, or your freedom if not used properly!
In
the meantime, try to vanish any thoughts of potential lawsuits or imprisonment when
concentrating on that 3 footer for eagle and victory at the final hole.
Enjoy your prize and well done
Regards
Crazyman2 (Steve)