A young woman was out taking golf lessons
She had just started her first round, when she suffered a bee sting
Her pain was so intense, that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help, and to complain
Her golf pro saw her return and asked "why are you back so early"?
"I was stung by a bee" she said
"Where" the pro said
"In between the first & second hole" she replied
Nodding knowingly, "Well then, said the pro, your legs were too far apart"
Thank you, I'll show myself out............................