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who will have the last word .

• craigswan 25,340 Posts

  Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:12 PM

  We will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway..

  Nope .

  We have normality; repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem..

  Swing by the Big Bang Burger Bar until normality is restored .

  
  

• craigswan 25,340 Posts

  Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:13 PM

  When asked about Will Smith hitting Chris Rock at the #Oscars, Daniel Radcliffe says “I’m just so already dramatically bored of hearing people’s opinions about it that I just don’t want to be another opinion adding to it.”

• craigswan 25,340 Posts

  Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:20 PM

  The Office of National Statistics has determined that suits are not "essential".

  Don't wear brown shoes .

  General consensus seems to be dress up one level higher than you would expect to wear to the job...

  In the UK a suit is considered so essential for a job interview the benefits agency will give ya a loan to buy one..

  Philistines .

  This going to cause mayhem at the local Bridge Club…

  
  

• craigswan 25,340 Posts

  Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:23 PM

  20% of dogs love being told they're a good dog more than they love food..

  The other 80% are labradors .

  Based on a telephone survey?

• craigswan 25,340 Posts

  Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:32 PM

  The number of golf terms you’ll find in a glossary is quite long.

  David Duval reminded us of one we don’t hear too often - Nonuple-bogey 14 .

  quint-quintuple bogey..

  
  

• craigswan 25,340 Posts

  Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:40 PM

  What are the scariest four words in golf?

  Your out with reed .

  It’s a blind tee .

  Did my ball bounce .

  No tee times available. .

  Your wife is calling .

  Where did that go .

  Better hit another one .

  You are still away .

  Close but no cigar .

  Cart path only today .

  Water on the right..

  
  

• craigswan 25,340 Posts

  Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:54 PM

  Best four words in golf . - 

  Tiger woods wins again .

  Opens up over there .

  Pick that up mate .

  Be the right club .

  It's in the hole .

  Want to play through .

  11 skins pay up .

  This is for eagle .

  That’s good from there .

  Where's the cart girl .

  Next on the tee .

  Bounced into the fairway .

  Right down the middle .

  
  

• craigswan 25,340 Posts

  Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:56 PM

  

• craigswan 25,340 Posts

  Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:58 PM

  

• craigswan 25,340 Posts

  Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:59 PM