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who will have the last word .

Mon, Aug 8 2022 9:27 AM (2,474 replies)
  • craigswan
    25,340 Posts
    Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:12 PM

    We will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway..

    Nope .

    We have normality; repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem..

    Swing by the Big Bang Burger Bar until normality is restored .


  • craigswan
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    Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:13 PM

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  • craigswan
    25,340 Posts
    Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:20 PM

    The Office of National Statistics has determined that suits are not "essential".

    Don't wear brown shoes .

    General consensus seems to be dress up one level higher than you would expect to wear to the job...

    In the UK a suit is considered so essential for a job interview the benefits agency will give ya a loan to buy one..

    Philistines .

    This going to cause mayhem at the local Bridge Club…


  • craigswan
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    Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:23 PM

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  • craigswan
    25,340 Posts
    Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:32 PM

    The number of golf terms you’ll find in a glossary is quite long.

    David Duval reminded us of one we don’t hear too often - Nonuple-bogey 14 .

    quint-quintuple bogey..


  • craigswan
    25,340 Posts
    Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:40 PM

    What are the scariest four words in golf?

    Your out with reed .

    It’s a blind tee .

    Did my ball bounce .

    No tee times available. .

    Your wife is calling .

    Where did that go .

    Better hit another one .

    You are still away .

    Close but no cigar .

    Cart path only today .

    Water on the right..


  • craigswan
    25,340 Posts
    Thu, Mar 31 2022 1:54 PM

    Best four words in golf . - 

    Tiger woods wins again .

    Opens up over there .

    Pick that up mate .

    Be the right club .

    It's in the hole .

    Want to play through .

    11 skins pay up .

    This is for eagle .

    That’s good from there .

    Where's the cart girl .

    Next on the tee .

    Bounced into the fairway .

    Right down the middle .


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