The Callaway 33 is perfect for me,
Yet there’s nothing there for a Champion to be.
The meter’s too fast and the distance too low.
The spin less than needed for a tournament show.
This is why this ball is for me,
I ding that fast meter 1 out of 3.
The distance will get to the fairway beyond,
and the spin is the same as the 61 ball.
It’s consistent indeed when everything’s right,
As long as the VEM doesn’t cause any plight.
It doesn’t stop on a dime with a longer iron flight.
But will stop and hop from a six to a nine.
From 100 yards in its short game’s a dream,
It’s deadly as hell from shots off the green.
And best of all its 250 a sleeve,
So when it goes in the drink it’s no biggie to me.
I’ll stay mediocre before I pay 1500,
The new balls now are 22 for $100.