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Paid Position Available: E-Caddie - World Golf Tour

Wed, Sep 8 2021 3:36 PM (7 replies)
  • TuckerPrestonJr
    1,379 Posts
    Sat, Aug 21 2021 5:28 PM

    Busy professional and Champion Tier golfer seeks e-caddie to assist in preparation for premium tournaments, including European E-Tour, Live Series and Other.  The right candidate will have experience in course mapping, a mature understanding of the WGT competitive environment, and take this paid position role seriously.   Must be familiar with Steam.  Objective is to have the E-Caddie in place for the final European eTour event.  

    Interested parties may be respond to MatthewTNatale gmail.   Please include full contact information, including cell number, WGT player name, and social media, preferably Facebook.    


    Matthew Natale (TuckerPrestonJr)

    https://www.facebook.com/matthew.natale.94

  • TuckerPrestonJr
    1,379 Posts
    Sun, Aug 22 2021 9:12 AM

    For clarification, I am not looking for in-game help.   I am confident in that, but it is on the preparation side that I need much help in course mapping.

    People will spend a fortune on imagery equipment without a thought and they I think the human intelligence is worth just as much.

  • MioKontic
    3,793 Posts
    Mon, Sep 6 2021 8:25 PM

    I am replying in reference to your request for an E-caddie.

    I have extensive experience in mapping courses, so much so that I can set up a GPS route and follow it with my eyes closed.  Well, not fully closed when driving becasue I'd crash, and that wouldn't be good.  The question is, if I tell you to go in that direction, are you able to do it?  I am very familiar with steam too, I see it every time I boil my kettle, which is at least 2 times each day.  Not really sure why steam is so important... unless there are hot springs around these courses and the steam hinders your vision?  But yes, I will be able to recognise steam.  Having been a WGT member for nearly 10 years I fully understand the WGT competitive environment - create multiple accounts and employ the technique known as sandbagging.

    Please tell me how much the salary will be; I would expect the normal 25-30% of any winnings, plus a flat fee of £50 (fifty pounds sterling) per game; like any good E-caddie, I wouldn't do this for nothing.  Nor peanuts.  Or buttons.  Not even chocolate ones.

    My cell number is 7, which is quite handy to remember as it is also my favourite number.  However, I do expect to be released very soon, so make sure you get in touch pronto (that means real quick if your Japanese isn't up to scratch).  My WGT name is... umm... oh lordy, it's on the tip of my tongue... umm M M M... MioKontic.  Got there eventually.  I don't read socialist media, or media of any kind really, and I don't have my face in any book either.  Well, except the one in this institute that is, but let's not go there.  I mean that, don't ever come here!  I do hope this doesn't preclude me from being a candidate because I know my human intelligance is worth just as much, or even more, than any other inferior intelligence.

    Thank you.  Yours Forever (or is that assuming too much?)
    umm M M M MioKontic

  • drmoose
    3,484 Posts
    Tue, Sep 7 2021 12:47 PM

    ^^^ Sound of hands clapping ( which I actually did ) ! Such a refreshing return to the old days of the forums, before everyone ( or almost everyone ) started to take themselves too seriously. Seems like forever since I almost spit my drink out. Encore , author, encore !

     

     

    Doc :)

  • DodgyPutter
    3,963 Posts
    Tue, Sep 7 2021 2:59 PM

    TuckerPrestonJr:
    People will spend a fortune on imagery equipment without a thought

    Is that like cosmetic surgery?

    Seriously though if you used the search you could find course notes on most courses. "Garypinhunters course notebook" would be a good start.

     

  • DodgyPutter
    3,963 Posts
    Tue, Sep 7 2021 3:00 PM

    MioKontic:
    I am replying in reference to your request for an E-caddy.

    :-))

  • MioKontic
    3,793 Posts
    Wed, Sep 8 2021 3:55 AM

    DodgyPutter:

    MioKontic:
    I am replying in reference to your request for an E-caddy.

    :-))

    Oh dear, thank you for pointing out my awful spelling.  Corrected  :)

    I probably won't get the job now  :(

  • DodgyPutter
    3,963 Posts
    Wed, Sep 8 2021 3:36 PM

    MioKontic:
    I probably won't get the job now  :(

    I don't think that'll matter.  Your deep understanding of what's needed will be what clinches it for you. 

    Contrasting your fine comprehension, I thought an E Caddy sounded  like something similar to a tea caddy.  I did realise I must be wrong when I thought what could he possibly want one of these for ;-)

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