Yes that's correct C . And ironically the answer I have from Daily
Divots . Is not publishable here in the WGT forums . Unless I want to
break my old record of 1 day off moderation .
So I will copy an edited version here .
And submit it too moderation and get permission first . Lol .
Well I submitted it . I got tired of waiting for a response . So either I am setting myself up for failure . Or it is all good .
What is the Worst S-word?
What is the worst S-word you ask? It is so bad
most men and many women will never say it. You are probably thinking
to yourself that it is “S**T.” Well that is a great S-word. Probably
the most used. It is also the most confusing S-word. S**t can mean
bad, as in “s**t that hurt!” Or it can mean good, as in “you are the
s**t.” S**t can mean it tastes bad, “that tastes like s**t.” Or it
mean it tastes good, “that is good tasting s**t.” S**t basically can
mean anything you want. But every man, woman, and many children use it
every day, so that is not the worst S-word.
How about “SEX”? Nope, another great S-word. Probably people’s
favorite S-word. We all want sex, and would be happy to use it most of
When my kids were young they always thought “STUPID” was the S-word. Funny, a little cute, but that is definitely not it.
“SL*T” – Men, do not ever be stupid enough to use that word with your
woman. It is guaranteed to cause some serious ***! But still not the
If you have a history of using bad language I am sure you can think of a
few more – schlong, skank, shag (ok, you probably have to be British to
know that one), and shart (you will have to look that one up yourself).
The One That Tops Them All
Every golfer knows the worst S-word. It is so bad, you are not
allowed to say it, ever! If you do, you will get them. Even mentioning
the word one time will cause you to do it. It is so bad, you can’t
even hint about it. What is the word? I am scared to even write it,
for it might cause me to do it. Shoot, even you reading the word, might
infect you also! I am going to say it one time, very quickly, and
quietly so everyone knows. But do not ever repeat this stupid shitty
word again. Don’t even think about it.
Are you ready? SHANK. Ouch that hurt. I am screwed now. (hey,
another good S-word!) I think that is the first time in my life I have
ever said that word. And it will be my last. You know in Harry Potter
books, they cannot say Voldemort? He is referred to as You-Know-Who or
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. From now on we will refer to that word I just
wrote as the S-word. Okay? Understood?
So first of all, I have know idea how the hell to S-word your golf ball.
It is the weirdest thing. S-wording just happens. It is the worst
feeling and 99% of the time you S-word your ball it is followed by the
most popular S-word – ***! Then the problem is that it is very hard to
get rid of the S-words. Golfers tend to S-word the ball multiple times
in a row.
This below is the answer to a trivia question . I have edited it . Is this an acceptable post ?
golfer knows the worst S-word. It is so bad, you are not allowed to say
it, ever! If you do, you will be cursed. What is the word?
I am scared to even write it, for it might bring me bad luck...
Breaking Down The S-Word
So for non-golfers, let me explain that the S-word is. It is when a
golfer hits the ball and it goes directly to the right. Not slicing to
the right. Directly, 90 degrees to the right. It is virtually
impossible to S-word the ball on purpose. Actually, I do not know any
golfer stupid enough to mess with the golf gods and try to S-word it on
Officially, S-wording happens when the ball hits the rounded hosel of
the clubhead, nearly missing the clubface completely. This is where the
shaft is connected to the golf clubhead. Once it connects with the
rounded hosel and not the clubface, the golf ball shoots to the right
and goes a fraction of the distance it is supposed to go.
Beware The Power Of The S-Word
Ok, you non-golfers are probably rolling your eyes and are saying I
do not believe this s**t (you like how I keep doing that – slipping in
the other S-words?) Just try saying the word S-word one time to a
golfer you know. I guarantee they will say “s**t, do not ever say that
stupid word again!”
You think it is funny? You think only s**tty golfers do it.
Good luck on the course and remember that this stupid sadistic s**tty
S-word should never be used. From now on refer to it as “S-word” and if
you don’t you will be screwed.