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Mon, Dec 14 2020 1:30 PM (8 replies)
  • gherkinhead1
    245 Posts
    Sat, Dec 5 2020 2:37 AM

    Why do Neutrons   decay into Protons,  yet Protons never decay? 

  • ScottHope
    10,018 Posts
    Sun, Dec 6 2020 3:13 PM

    Because protons use toothpaste, duh!

    Hehe.  ; )

  • craigswan
    30,837 Posts
    Mon, Dec 7 2020 4:19 AM

    The proton is a baryon and is considered to be composed of two up quarks and one down quark. It has long been considered to be a stable particle, but recent developments of grand unification models have suggested that it might decay with a half-life of about 1032 years..

  • lonniescott711
    4,181 Posts
    Mon, Dec 7 2020 6:28 AM

    I have a question to . If a half pint will make you half tight , will a whole pint make you whole tight ?

  • YankeeJim
    25,827 Posts
    Mon, Dec 7 2020 6:30 AM

    Heh, I'm trying to figure out if Craig is all quarked up.  :-D

  • craigswan
    30,837 Posts
    Mon, Dec 7 2020 8:10 AM

     If a half pint will make you half tight , will a whole pint make you whole tight ?

    Asked my better half lonnie.

    you ain't gonna like her answer .

    any women would need 15 pints to let you near her ,you minky.

  • skeeterzx225
    4 Posts
    Mon, Dec 14 2020 8:23 AM

    Do people who work for Lipton Ice tea, take a COFFEE Break?

  • callaghan159
    6,216 Posts
    Mon, Dec 14 2020 11:20 AM

    skeeterzx225:

    Do people who work for Lipton Ice tea, take a COFFEE Break?

    Do people who work for Budweiser have Happy Hour when on the job ?

  • BPeterson8256
    2,903 Posts
    Mon, Dec 14 2020 1:30 PM

    callaghan159:

    Do people who work for Budweiser have Happy Hour when on the job ?

    YES!

    Being a beer salesman, our happy hour would start as soon as our work vehicle was parked for the day. And although I sold Coors/ Miller and some microbrews, our local Budweiser salesman would often join us at the end of the day (at least the one that wasn't a d***) lol

    On my first day the owner and I (it was a small rural company) had just finished loading the truck for the next day. He looked around as if trying to see if he was forgetting to tell me anything, and then completely serious he said, "I guess when we finish our beer we are done for the day". (we were both on our 2nd or 3rd beer) I knew then I had found the most awesome job I would ever have. 🍺🍺

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