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Favorite Light Bulb Jokes

• Robert1893 7,664 Posts

  Sun, Mar 22 2020 7:41 PM

  I think it's time for some humor. What's your favorite "light bulb" joke? Mine is below.
  
  
  Q: How many reformed epistemologists does it take to change a light bulb?

  A: 1.87. No proof is necessary. It's a properly basic belief.
  
  
  Trust me. That joke always plays well at reformed epistemological conventions. 

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Sun, Mar 22 2020 10:08 PM

  How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

  The fish.

• TyMacni 1,573 Posts

  Mon, Mar 23 2020 2:48 AM

  mkg335:

  How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

  The fish.

  ROTFLMAO

   

   

   

• TyMacni 1,573 Posts

  Mon, Mar 23 2020 3:01 AM

  Robert1893:

  I think it's time for some humor. What's your favorite "light bulb" joke? Mine is below.
  
  
  Q: How many reformed epistemologists does it take to change a light bulb?

  A: 1.87. No proof is necessary. It's a properly basic belief.
  
  
  Trust me. That joke always plays well at reformed epistemological conventions. 

  Hi Robert,

    I misread your joke, thinking it had to do with an episiotomy.  Imagine that !

     Tony

• craigswan 30,961 Posts

  Mon, Mar 23 2020 9:23 AM

   How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. They’re efficient and not very funny..

• craigswan 30,961 Posts

  Mon, Mar 23 2020 9:24 AM

  How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.

• craigswan 30,961 Posts

  Mon, Mar 23 2020 9:26 AM

  How many polite new yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb .

  Both of them .

• alosso 21,034 Posts

  Mon, Mar 23 2020 9:33 AM

  Love the German one!

   

  How many <insert your favorite negative group> does it take to screw in a light blub?

  Five.

  One on a table holding the bulb to the lamp.
  One each at the table legs to turn it.

• gonfission 2,229 Posts

  Mon, Mar 23 2020 10:33 AM

  craigswan:

  How many polite new yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb .

  Both of them .

  Plot twist

  The two have to stop hating each other first

  As the scene opens on the New York light bulb contest......... Everyone remains in the dark......

   

• SamSpayed 4,895 Posts

  Mon, Mar 23 2020 10:36 AM

  Q:  How many Microsoft customer support reps does it take to change a light bulb?

  A:  We're sorry.  We can't duplicate your problem.  All of the light bulbs here are working fine.