a sad day for anyone who has ever truly loved a legume
Mr. Peanut's untimely demise occurred
following a horrible car accident with his friends, actors Wesley Snipes and
Matt Walsh. The three men (or two men and a monocle-wearing legume) were taking
a road trip through winding, desert canyon roads when an armadillo caused the
NUTmobile to swerve off a cliff. The three travelers ended up hanging from a
small branch high above a canyon.
As a final act of
heroism, Mr. Peanut purposely fell to his death in order to save Snipes and
Walsh. He died respectably still wearing his top hat.
He was only 104.