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Lies, lies, and more lies

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Wed, Jul 24 2019 10:58 PM (10 replies)
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  • BogeyOne
    1,715 Posts
    Tue, Jul 23 2019 11:52 AM

    I once caught a fish that was so big I dislocated both shoulders trying to describe it to friends.

  • TopShelf2010
    10,344 Posts
    Tue, Jul 23 2019 12:11 PM

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  • Bowl64
    3,004 Posts
    Tue, Jul 23 2019 12:12 PM

    Friend of mine caught a fish that was five feet, between the eyes.

  • hpurey
    11,324 Posts
    Tue, Jul 23 2019 12:23 PM

    There once was a man from Nantucket....

  • opyeuclid
    6,509 Posts
    Tue, Jul 23 2019 4:00 PM

    TopShelf2010:
    Speaking of....

    My guess is he was out helping the homeless and picking up trash .  He found a Lotto ticket and cashed it in good for many hundreds ,  Said he was going to give back to the community ,,  Went and got a new fridge , oven , a chest type and up right freezer , and a 6 burner  gas cook top with bilt in Wok ,  Had them installed .  

    Now to kill two birds with 1 WGT rock .

    My guess is that wanting to do better than just recycling the " Box,s " from that fancy kitchen he now has ,,   He put the box,s on the tree lawn with a sign that said free home to the homeless  , 

    OPY 

    EDIT :   Sorry my bad .

  • DoctorLarry
    4,033 Posts
    Tue, Jul 23 2019 7:08 PM

    TopShelf2010:
    has anyone seen the Best Player of All Time lately?

    I've been around...........

    Oh, .............

    nevermind..............

    Don't know - maybe too cold in the frozen tundra?

  • craigswan
    21,334 Posts
    Wed, Jul 24 2019 7:07 AM

    From henry ,

    Whats happening?  I'm only here today and then gone again.  

    Just travelling, cottaging, fishing, hunting, partying, visiting, and having a great time.  What else is there to do when you are a person in great shape, good looking multimillionaire and retired!  Unfortunately married.  lol.  I have to take my wife along and carry a big stick to beat off all the ladies that are constantly chasing after me.  I'm not sure if its my good looks, great body or money that they are after.   Probably my intellect.

    (wonder if the new Henry can ruffle any feathers with that statement.  LOL).

    Talk to you again in a month or so.  Have fun.

  • Kenher01
    1,150 Posts
    Wed, Jul 24 2019 7:39 AM

    To coin a catchphrase "You cannot be serious" so lets get real, Real serious!! ;)

    The biggest lie in the game is "Very nice shot!"

    Ken :)

  • AlaskanDame
    13,990 Posts
    Wed, Jul 24 2019 10:01 AM

    DoctorLarry:

    TopShelf2010:
    has anyone seen the Best Player of All Time lately?

    I've been around...........

    Oh, .............

    nevermind..............

    Don't know - maybe too cold in the frozen tundra?

    No frozen tundra left, hadn’t you heard?

  • BogeyOne
    1,715 Posts
    Wed, Jul 24 2019 10:10 AM

    Once had a friend that claimed he could run faster than he and I put together.

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