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Golf with Gonfission winter 2019 (actually wicked early spring 2019 lol)

Mon, May 6 2019 3:38 AM (108 replies)
  • gonfission
    2,241 Posts
    Mon, Dec 31 2018 7:01 AM

    According to my travel agent, Mike, I'm gonna be pretty worn out after the first round. No matter, I'd rather be worn out in sunny FL., than ripping to go in the cold north east, with no where to go.

    Mike, I can say with all honesty, you did a fantastic job with all the details.

    He found me a hard case on E-bay, for 100 bucks as well. By hard case, I mean for the clubs transport, not some crazy chick. I left all those in the past. Whew!

    Can't ad anything to the above. Just show up. Maybe I'll get him an escort for all his troubles. I wonder how much nowadays. Used to be two dollars on a Saturday night, in San Diego, at the pier... Prolly 35.00 bucks by now....

    After returning home, I am leaving again 2 days later, for China, for about three weeks or so. I'm sure the golf will help me sleep at least 10 hours of the 13 hour flight. I'll be in minus 20 - 30 degrees F in north east China. Harbin to be exact.

    Better pay damn close attention to the correct suitcase. Showing up in China with Hawaiian shirts,& shorts, will not do the trick to stave off the cold.

    They have a very interesting winter event there called, "Harbin Ice & Snow festival". Google it, & be awed by ice buildings, & snow sculptures on an epic scale. The military has already started this years build.

    Be opened mid January....

    Happy New Year to all



  • WigerToods2010
    8,446 Posts
    Mon, Dec 31 2018 8:04 AM

    Sounds fantastic.

    "Daily maid service" caught my eye - gotta pay for the trip! Just one wee niggly question: Will I get to keep the uniform???

    It would be simply awesome to join up with folk on here - defo bucket list item.

    *fingers crossed* it can happen this year.

  • gonfission
    2,241 Posts
    Mon, Dec 31 2018 10:25 AM

    You got 10 1/2 hours to make it. Hurry the fook up!!

    Maybe we should do it in 2019 Johnny. I won't have to dust off the time machine.

    Strange side effects with that bugger....

    Will I get to keep the uniform???

    It's a must wear on the 1st outing.

    Wait until youse get a load of my flamingo pants. I hope it's not a cultural thing in FL. to display flamingos. I remember in the 70's when I lived in Ft. Meyers, you could NOT put a plastic flamingo on your lawn.

    I have a second set of bobbles for the next days


  • conveyorguy
    778 Posts
    Mon, Dec 31 2018 6:47 PM
    funny...when i was alittle kid (late 60's lol) my grandmother had two in the front yard lol
  • WigerToods2010
    8,446 Posts
    Tue, Jan 1 2019 5:56 AM

    You got 10 1/2 hours to make it. Hurry the fook up!!










    .... eff ya!*


    *© MB

  • WigerToods2010
    8,446 Posts
    Tue, Jan 1 2019 5:58 AM

    funny...when i was alittle kid (late 60's lol) my grandmother had to in the front yard lol

    Fissionesque reply:

    Had to what?


  • conveyorguy
    778 Posts
    Tue, Jan 1 2019 10:44 AM
    Had TWO...plastic pink flamingoes....sheeesh
  • gonfission
    2,241 Posts
    Thu, Jan 3 2019 9:15 AM

    Fissionesque reply:

    Oh nooooooooo Mr. BillSee the source image

    I've been reduced to a connotation now.........


  • LuckySkreet
    611 Posts
    Fri, Jan 4 2019 11:58 AM

    So Joe......


    Are you inviting (and funding) your Caddie from Dumpsterzona?


    : )

  • gonfission
    2,241 Posts
    Sun, Jan 6 2019 9:42 AM

    Last update I received was;

    He chopped his Hugo with the crazy spare front tire, as a last ditch attempt, to stave off the repo man...

    I think he is calling it his mobile home now.

    His hacienda has actually helped lower his 100 dollar a week rent. After the main dumpsters are full, the MOTEL owner (aka LANDLORD) is allowing overflow into his RV.

    Win win situation. Some peeps just come out on top sometimes. Albeit, it's on top of trash, it's still on top.

    I find it hard to believe that the ooooze hasn't reclaimed him yet.

    Here you see, he is still looking for funding, by rolling into the antique car show in Zona, trying to pass this off as the 1970 VW Thing...

    It was a disaster for him, as the rumble seat you can barely see, is clearly from a 1938 Chevy...... and a dead give away that this is in fact NOT the VW Thing.........

    It's a thing alright, just not VW compatible one.......


    Happy new year Danny  ;-)