Jut thought here was an appropriate place to share the above.
Indeed it is felicitous
Why, are you not receiving the new & improved ball marker? Guaranteed 1 putt after deployment.
I don't believe there is another marker out in the wild, or conscripted, that can come close to that claim. Why not improve your game, anyway possible? You can only hit a guy with the cart, a couple times, before he's complete rubbish.
Then there's no game at all, left in them.