Henry kawa - job application for post of Golf Forum Moderator .
REASONS FOR APPLYING - I'm extremely motivated to find a position where I can apply my love of interpersonal communication to multifaceted colleagues and I am looking for work because even though my company was profitable last year, this year they expect a large defecate.
SALARY EXPECTATIONS - I plan to go travelling round the world next year but need to make money to pay for it first, hence my application. So: lots..
PERSONAL DETAILS & ATTRIBUTES -
Marital status: Repeatedly. Children: various.
I am loyal and know when to keep my big trap shut. I offer mediocrity at its best.
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE - My last two places of employment closed down while I was working there.
I have a wide variety of skills and experience, some of which I have taken for granted and cannot readily recall.
In my misspent youth I repeatedly evaded the law as a pickpocket, drug dealer, burglar and internet fraudster so I know I have the makings of an expert policeman.
Twin sister has accounting degree.
I have lurnt Word PErfect computor and spreaxsheet progroms.
Trained in CPR and harassment..
SPECIAL SKILLS - Able to function without emergency oxygen at 33,000 feet.
Good people skills, except when people get on my nerves. Which is hardly ever - no more than once every 10 or 12 minutes.
I speak English and Spinach.
HOBBIES & INTERESTS - Donating blood. 15 gallons so far.
.Bungee jumping, paragliding, cliff diving and customer service.
I rank first in the world of golf .