It´s 9 O´clock in the morning at St Andrews. First round of the British Open. Hole n° 1: Nick Faldo stands at the first tee. He has placed his ball. Now he get´s his driver out of his bag. Oh no, wait, it´s not his driver. It´s a ruler. He holds it between his left eye and the silouette of the flag far away. Now he lays it down to the ground and replaces his ball some inches to the left. Now he get´s his driver... no, sorry, it´s a spreedsheet. Again the ruler comes into play. A compass. And the spreedsheet again. Ball is replaced again, this time to the right. He get´s his, wait please, ah, it´s a protractor. Stay tuned please, we continue after a few commercials.
Still tee n° 1, ball has gone to the left again, Nick Faldo is highly focussized now. Focussized on his anenometer, his wind gauge. Ruler comes back into play. Spreedsheet too now. Ball replaced to the right and a little bit to the back.
He starts his concentration phase again. To be sure all is like it should be now he once more uses his different tools. Now he get´s his, wait, yes, yes, wait, yes, it is his driver! Nick Faldo has his driver in his hands now! But he cant see the flag anymore. It is 9 O´clock in the evening now and it has become dark.
Ladies and gentlemen, we hope to see you tomorrow for another try of the Open.
Good night!