Quite another good story Mr Son, but yet again (and I want this fixed by next month) the little oik who delivers it to me has stolen or otherwise purloined the inner pages.
Sympathies to Strange Magic for the groin getting tough, one must expect such things from scooterising.
Good to see who your friends are too Mr Son, when even Mr In- Bruges wants to ban andyson.
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
Sir,
I have to take issue with the article on Titleist balls and the velocerator spikes. Firstly I do believe that those spikes have been stolen from my meter, which whilst I do not doubt this is a good thing, I would nonetheless like to have been consulted first.
Secondly, it should be known that the furrow in your picture is not in fact, the result of a subjective landing made by one of the aforementioned balls, but is actually what can be found should you be playing with certain legend players following what one could loosely term "tampering" whilst you yourself are still walking the fairway from your approach shot.
I have found traces of these furrows on several occasions and believe it could be the missing link in the ever present cheating allegations of which we are all so fond.
In this regard, I am not angry, merely Disappointed.
Sincerely etc,
Lizzie xx