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Craig's World

Thu, Aug 12 2021 10:06 AM (208 replies)
  • craigswan
    craigswan
    30,973 Posts
    Thu, Aug 10 2017 10:02 AM

  • craigswan
    craigswan
    30,973 Posts
    Mon, Aug 14 2017 11:43 PM

    improper use of a golf buggy .part one .

  • craigswan
    craigswan
    30,973 Posts
    Mon, Aug 14 2017 11:44 PM

    part 2 .

  • craigswan
    craigswan
    30,973 Posts
    Wed, Aug 16 2017 12:10 AM

    A big putt .

  • craigswan
    craigswan
    30,973 Posts
    Wed, Aug 16 2017 12:16 AM

    Got stopped by the cops in florida .

    Speeding .

    47 in a 35 .

    Soon as I opened my mouth he said . Oh your from Scotland . I have relatives there . Don't do it again jimmy .

  • pmm711
    pmm711
    5,515 Posts
    Mon, Jan 1 2018 1:46 AM

    Let's party like it's 2018...

  • craigswan
    craigswan
    30,973 Posts
    Mon, Jan 1 2018 12:58 PM

    A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline shouted, "12 Brazillian Soldiers Killed."
    She shook her head at the sad news, then she turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazillian?"

  • drmoose
    drmoose
    3,532 Posts
    Tue, Jan 2 2018 6:32 AM

    ^^^ Now, thet right there is some funny chit, an' I don't care who ya are.

    Doc :)

  • craigswan
    craigswan
    30,973 Posts
    Tue, Jan 2 2018 8:07 AM

    Diet to Start the New Year.

    This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day. I have found that this really works!!

    BREAKFAST
    * 1 Grapefruit
    * 1 slice whole-wheat toast
    * 1 cup skim milk

    LUNCH
    * 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
    * 1 cup herbal tea
    * 1 Penguin Biscuit

    AFTERNOON TEA
    * The rest of the Penguins from the packet
    * 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

    DINNER
    * 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
    * 2 loaves garlic bread
    * 1 family size Supreme pizza
    * 3 snickers bars

    LATE NIGHT SNACK
    * 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer).

    • IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kilograms
  • whooshdangit
    whooshdangit
    1,246 Posts
    Tue, Jan 2 2018 12:29 PM

     

    Vending machines are more likely to kill you than sharks!

    37 people were killed trying to get a snack from a vending machine from 1978 to 1995. That's an average of 2.18 deaths a year, making this cause of death much more likely than a shark attack.

    Nutted by a nut!

    According to shark researcher George Burgess, “Falling coconuts kill 150 people worldwide each year, 15 times the number of fatalities attributable to sharks" 

    Cheers!

    Rich

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