Dear pabby ,
I am a very heavy drinker and each day consume about twenty pints of beer .
I enjoy this and as my wife knew of my hobby when we met, she puts up with a lot from me really, but I also do the same with her.
Last night I staggered, singing loudly, up the drive and stumbled through the door, like you do, was sick on the carpet and stumbled up to bed. My wife knows I always do this..
I made love to my wife and in the middle of the night got up to go to the lavatory and accidentally urinated in my wife's wardrobe, then I trod on the cat's tail, threw it to its death out of the window then punched my wife, after which I fell downstairs, put some chips on to cook and forgot about them, falling asleep. Apparently the chip pan then caught fire and burned the house down.
Then I realised it was the wrong house. This has not happened before .
Do you think this is a warning to me to change my ways..