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• craigswan 30,946 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 8:21 AM

  Four of us playing in portugal at a very posh club .Three good players and a hack who we doctored his scorecards to gain admission .

  Every hole was similiar with three of us playing par golf and the hack being left behind to play catch up through the trees .

  At 18th hole waiting to play second shots onto green groundsman motioned to us he would switch off sprinkers to let us play on .

  Each of our three shots were greeted with a little round of applause from the clubhouse where they were sitting slipping cocktails in all their finery .

  The groundsman never noticed our friend coming up behind and he emerged absolutely soaking through the sprinkers shouting WHO the f-ck switched the water on .

  We made a hasty retreat .

• jakestanfill7 949 Posts

  Mon, Jan 17 2011 4:24 PM

  Now that's funny.  Hopefully he got a good jeering from the clubhouse and a cocktail to wet his whistle....o wait, it was already wet.

  Thanks for sharing Craig.

• kam4122 1,695 Posts

  Wed, Jan 19 2011 6:01 AM

  Our golf society annual trip to Spain, playing on the Costa Del Sol, after a particularily heavy night, one of our group was caught short mid round, we were playing a course high up in the hinterland, pretty remote, so instead of charging all the way back to the clubhouse to use their facilities, the matter was so urgent he would detach his golf towel (it was old anyway) and as we were at the highest point of the course he would hop over the wall at the top of the fairway and do as needs must on the mountainside.

  Just after he dropped trou, and let the evacuation commence, a 53 seater bus full of elderly, predominantly female, tourists appeared about 10 feet above his head.

  We had not known that cut into the mountainside above us was a road, and directly above where he was squatting was a popular place to stop to take pictures down the valley towards the sea.

• craigswan 30,946 Posts

  Wed, Jan 19 2011 9:29 AM

  Surely someone on the bus had some toilet paper to lend him .

  Unless they were french and used a bedi .