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  • Ladychipper
    20,291 Posts
    Thu, May 29 2014 5:40 AM
    Greetings all….
     
    there is a factory in Northern Minnesota that makes the Tickle Me
    Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. Here is
    a true story:
     
    Lena was hired at the factory and she reported for her 1st day
    promptly at 8:00 a.m. The following day, at 8:45, there was a knock
    at the personnel manager's door. The foreman from the assembly line
    threw open the door and began to rant about his new employee, Lena.
    He complained that she was incredibly slow and that the entire
    production line was behind schedule and backing up!
     
    The personnel manager decided he should see this for himself, so
    the two men marched down to the factory floor. When they got there,
    the line was so backed up, there were Tickle Me Elmos all over the
    factory floor and they were really beginning to pile up at the end
    of the line stood Lena, surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos.
     
    She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
    The two men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of
    fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began carefully to sew the
    little package between Elmo's legs.
     
    The personnel manager stared for a few seconds, saw what was
    happening, and burst into laughter. After several minutes of
    hysterics, he pulled himself together and approached Lena. "I'm
    sorry," he said to her. Barely able to keep a straight face, he
    said, "I think you misunderstood the instructions given you
    yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles ..."


    God Bless You,
    Marion :-)


    Have an Awesome Day, unless you've made other plans!

  • CalicoCats
    48 Posts
    Thu, May 29 2014 6:04 AM

    Marion.

    That was a very funny story. Thank you for sharing it.

  • Ladychipper
    20,291 Posts
    Thu, May 29 2014 11:37 AM

    CalicoCats:

    Marion.

    That was a very funny story. Thank you for sharing it.

    Hi CalicoCats,

    We can all stand a bit of humor in our day.  Everything so serious makes us kind of dull.

    Thanks for stopping by!

     

     

  • SweetiePie
    4,925 Posts
    Thu, May 29 2014 12:21 PM

    That's a good one LC....

  • Ladychipper
    20,291 Posts
    Thu, May 29 2014 4:01 PM

    Hey Sweetie Pie,

    Glad you liked it!!  Love your name!

     

  • LesaD
    187 Posts
    Fri, May 30 2014 5:24 PM

    gut rupture, just too funny!

  • tramilleo
    1,644 Posts
    Fri, May 30 2014 5:45 PM

    LOL thank you for the laugh :) i enjoyed 

  • Ladychipper
    20,291 Posts
    Fri, May 30 2014 6:54 PM

    Glad you enjoyed LesaD and tramilleo! 

    Thanks for stopping by and

    Have A Great Day!

    Marion :-)

  • MBaggese
    15,344 Posts
    Fri, May 30 2014 8:49 PM

    Heck, I muscled old ladies out of the way in '95/'96 for Elmo...dang I was ruthless:)

  • tramilleo
    1,644 Posts
    Fri, May 30 2014 9:58 PM

    lol Mbag lol back then a tickle me elmo was worth some money. Remember teddy ruxpin lol wow im old lol

     

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