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Yancy Alien Hunting On Golf Course -- Shocking End!

Wed, Sep 27 2023 1:06 PM (1,337 replies)
  • txzdave
    1,316 Posts
    Wed, Apr 26 2017 11:05 PM

     I'm on Oak.......I can't see......Lawd........LAWD!        EGGS......RABBITS!

                     I ain't backtrackin"

        I AM HERE......nah         I guess eyem gone.

                      find somethin'


  • ostfriedel
    2,051 Posts
    Thu, Apr 27 2017 12:35 AM

    Okay... wait a minute... gimme a break... let me think about it.

    Yancy (his name is Yancy) found an unvisible dimension-hole at Oakmont. Now, a few days later, WGT says Oakmont is not reachable for us anymore. Not for the players, and so also not for the paranormality-investigators. What a remarcable coincidence. What will be next? All Frank Sinatra songs banned from radio?

    THEY have noticed us. THEY react on us. But... who are THEY?

    I bet THEY are the same that are sending us the white shadows.

    Be careful, people, but stay brave. We also noticed THEM now.

  • drmoose
    3,535 Posts
    Thu, Apr 27 2017 3:53 AM

    My latest intel indicates a non- religious syndicate of heathen virtual golf haters are responsible for the abduction of Oakmont. When questioned, their response was, " Nuthin' to see here folks, best to move on. "

    Doc :(

  • YancyCan
    3,027 Posts
    Thu, Apr 27 2017 2:39 PM

    Could Oakmont have been TOO paranormal for the WGT?
    Heres some past video documentables:


  • opyeuclid
    6,707 Posts
    Thu, Apr 27 2017 3:51 PM

    Team Yancy , Just played the new course , wanted to post a score , Now off to load up with starter balls and do some Xplorables for the Team .


  • adaputter
    1,954 Posts
    Thu, Apr 27 2017 4:06 PM

    a little squach told me that painhurts is the next to go, peeps have realised that the turtleback greens are alien ships underground thats why ball wont stay on greens they are sending out gamma rays to repel anything close to the mothership.
    i found a note, it said

    peloS Ha'repel maH'oH woHnIS je wgt Ha,QujmeH moQ


  • drmoose
    3,535 Posts
    Thu, Apr 27 2017 6:26 PM

    Eyes only, double secret probation type stuff. I will be incommunicado fer the next two days as I further research these mysterious goin' on. All WGT'ers are strictly encouraged to use maximum caution, regardless of course, as we have yet to truly identify the group ( aliens) responsible for the abduction of certain avatars, and Oakmont . Unconfirmed sources indicate transfer of ownership to "Cheapgolf", a relatively new organization with known ties to extraterrestrial imbeciles, may be responsible. As usual, when contacted, their response was,"We have nothing more to say." Stay with us now.


  • YancyCan
    3,027 Posts
    Sun, Apr 30 2017 5:06 PM

    Has anyone else noticed this unsual "orange box" all up on the Erin Hills?

    For bigger & better look - there's a hot-linker bellows

    Sincerely, I am Yancy

  • YancyCan
    3,027 Posts
    Sun, Apr 30 2017 5:29 PM

    Heres what be a better look and whatnot:

  • YancyCan
    3,027 Posts
    Mon, May 1 2017 3:36 PM

    This intel is top-secret people please -- Do not share with WGT mods etc

    These photos need no explanaibles. Who is with me now? Look to the clouds



    Being invisible has its ups and downs -- Not all that what you heard it be. Just Sayin'
    Regards, I am Yancy