The President is flying in Air Force One, and opens a window. Then he pulls out his wallet and a nice, crisp $100 bill.
The Vice-President asks him, "Sir, what are you doing?"
The President replies, "I'm going to drop this hundred dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy."
The Vice-President suggests, "Why not drop ten $100 bills out the window and make 10 people happy?"
The President's wife then suggests, "Why not throw a hundred $100 bills out the window? You can then make a hundred people happy?"
The Speaker of the House, sitting behind the President's seat sneers, "Why don't you throw yourself out the window and make half the country happy?!"