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Sun, May 9 2021 1:37 PM (10,337 replies)
  • BogeyOne
    1,603 Posts
    Sun, Jan 27 2019 2:05 PM

    craigswan:

    Unless it begins with O, then everyone thinks your irish.

    What's Irish and stays out all night?

    Patti'o furniture.

  • craigswan
    20,227 Posts
    Mon, Jan 28 2019 4:40 AM

    If you fail your driving test four times in Switzerland, you must then have a psychological assessment before allowed to try again.

    The perfect excuse to get my mother into the psychiatric ward.

  • craigswan
    20,227 Posts
    Mon, Jan 28 2019 4:42 AM

    A MUCKSPOUT is a person who swears too much.

    I'm changing my avator  right now.

    I didn’t realise you could swear too much.

  • craigswan
    20,227 Posts
    Mon, Jan 28 2019 4:44 AM

    The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it..

    Welcome to my world, it's like nobody else owns a watch.


  • craigswan
    20,227 Posts
    Mon, Jan 28 2019 4:45 AM

    Richard Gere’s middle name is Tiffany.

    It’s a very pretty woman’s name.

    I think he's alone now.

  • craigswan
    20,227 Posts
    Mon, Jan 28 2019 8:03 AM

    Word of the day: KWISPELLEZEN (Dutch) - the encouragement provided to a child who has difficult reading if they read to a specially-trained assistance dog. The word was nominated for Dutch Word of the Year 2018.


  • craigswan
    20,227 Posts
    Mon, Jan 28 2019 12:59 PM

    There are more museums in the USA than there are branches of Starbucks and McDonald's combined.

    50% of them are fast food museums.

  • craigswan
    20,227 Posts
    Mon, Jan 28 2019 1:02 PM

    Paracetamol not only reduces physical pain, it also significantly reduces hurt feelings.

    so REM should have sang "everybody hurts....except those taking Paracetamol"?

  • HenryKawa
    1,527 Posts
    Tue, Jan 29 2019 12:24 PM

    Craig.. I came to your thread to boast!  You are worried about whose thread is most interesting.  Take a look at mine!   hahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!

  • craigswan
    20,227 Posts
    Tue, Jan 29 2019 1:56 PM

    No contest henry .

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